mamalovebone:

mrsfadedglory:

let’s start with mikes hair

and continue with stone’s face his face during this entire clip is so hysterical i mean as soon as eddie says the words “i’m gonna say something typically me” stone just turns his head away in anguish 

“i dunno what this means, i don’t think it means anything”

oh jesus christ okay i can do this just close my eyes it will be over before i know it 

“thats just how i feel”

oh that’s just how you feel isn’t it okay why the fuck did you even come then bitch why don’t u get off the fuckin stage and get on the yellow brick road and go right back to munchkinland where u fuckin belong

“uh…uh…”

god grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change the courage to change the things i can and the wisdom to know the difference

oh ok really so now I’m the one who has to make a speech okay well lets fuckin see hmmm what can i fuckin say seeing as mike is standing up here with a fuckin backstreet boys dye job our bassist looks like he raided the fresh prince of bel-air’s wardrobe the second before he got on stage our singer just shit all over this entire awards show and our drummer looks like he just got out of the 3-D viewing of Sharkboy and LavaGirl and you want me to make a little fuckin speech i swear to dog i hate you all