chodeboy:

customer: hi how are you today

me: 

roachpatrol:

dayinthelifeofchris:

nicbemused:

giraffepoliceforce:

“Are you really going to vote for Clinton just because she isn’t Trump?”

Yes? I would literally elect Chef Boyardee because he isn’t Trump.

Why you should Vote for Hillary if you are a Bernie supporter

College costs:

Bernie:  Free.  Hillary:  Significantly cheaper than currently, free for those who need it.  Trump:  Defrauded poor and working class people for 10s of thousands of dollars of tuition.

Minimum wage:

Bernie: 15   Hillary:  12-15  Trump:  Imported undocumented workers and underpaid them to work on his projects.  Currently makes his clothing line in China for tiny wages.

Foreign wars:  Bernie:  Probably not.  Hillary:  As prudent.  Trump:  NUCLEAR FUCKING PROLIFERATION!!! NOW!!!

Immigration:  Hillary and Bernie:  Path to citizenship.  Trump:  THROW THEM OUT! BUILD A WALL!

Taxes:  Bernie:  Deep tax increases on the wealthy (and middle class).  Hillary:  Some tax increases on the wealthy.  Trump:  Cut’em.  Cut’em all!

Racism:  Bernie:  Solving income inequality will solve racism.  Hillary:  we need a good plan to increase opportunities to minorities beyond solving income inequality.  Trump:  Yeah, dun care.

Sexism:  Bernie:  Solving income inequality will solve sexism.  Hillary:  Full support of all equal rights issues.  Trump:  Ladies, all your vag are belong to me (no fatties).

Gun control:  Bernie:  Mayyyyyybbbie, if you convince me hard enough.  Hillary:  Yep.  Trump:  Shoot’em if you gott’em.

Please do not listen to 25 years of GOP propaganda.  Hillary has worked on progressive causes for 40 years.  She was the 11th most liberal senator while in the Senate. Due to Republican hatred, she is the most investigated person in the country and nothing has ever come of it.  She is not a criminal, she could not be a criminal, they would have found something they could have trumped up charges on in 25 years of endless, ongoing investigations.  She’s been abused by the GOP and burned by the press over and over and is still pursuing her goal.  She is smart and ambitious and experienced and tenacious and knowledgeable and practical and none of those are bad things for a President.  Jill Stein may be a nice woman, but she has no governmental experience and practically no platform.  Gary Johnson is a Republican who cares less about social issues.  Hillary and Bernie have more politically in common than any other candidates.    Please, if you care about the issues that Bernie cares about, think about voting Hillary.

I’m a Bernie supporter but its a cold day in hell I’ll let Trump win the presidency

reassuring to hear

we-are-the-sickness:

If you say “grunge is not dead” three times in front of a mirror Stone Gossard will appear and hit you over the head with a croc and tell you “grunge never existed so shut the fuck up”

Probably the weirdest thing that ever happened to me at my job was when a woman started making sheep noises at me while describing a shirt she wanted, she didn’t speak much english and didn’t know the word ‘sheep’. Because I was a bit surprised by this I froze for a bit. She thought I didn’t understand her so she kept making the damn sheep noise at me. 

saintsofchicago:

gehayi:

bri-ecrit:

rbnhood:

colethewolf:

clairenovac:

undercoverangryangel:

brainstatic:

Look at me. Look me in the eye. On November the 8th, 2016, one of two things will happen: Hillary Clinton will become president, or Donald Trump will become president. These are the only two possibilities. The superdelegates aren’t going to switch. An indictment isn’t coming. There is no third possibility. There is no space between the spaces where you can hide. Every vote for Donald Trump requires two Hilary Clinton votes to overcome. A Hillary Clinton vote can only be overcome by two Donald Trump votes. If you stay home, a Donald Trump vote doubles its power. This is the real, actual reality of the situation. There is not one other option.

And there’s no ctrl-alt-del for the election. Read up on 2000 if you doubt this.

And to those of us who supported Bernie, he WANTS you to vote for Hillary. If you believe in him and his mission you will follow his advice. He knows that writing his name in, or voting for anyone else besides Clinton, is effectively voting for Trump.

Refusing to vote for Hillary is a vote for Trump, no matter how much you scream and say how it’s not. And if you’re standing by to do nothing in regards to taking down Trump, then you ARE grouped along with the rest of the people in this country that ruin things for everybody else.

No, seriously, go read about the presidential election in 2000.

If you weren’t old enough to remember and/or understand the ramifications of the 2000 election, I WILL TELL YOU.

Do not let Trump win. Please. I beg you. I went to grad school with people who voted for Nader in 2000 and my FB feed is full of them begging others not to make the same mistake they did. Bernie has his priorities straight, and the priority is stopping Trump.

And if that doesn’t do it for you, this is the Republican platform 2016. It calls for:

• Conversion therapy for queer kids. Let me repeat that. CONVERSION THERAPY FOR QUEER KIDS.  Some members of the RNC even wanted to endorse it more explicitly than they did.
• Zealous opposition to same-sex marriage. Here’s the quote:  “Our laws and our government’s regulations should recognize marriage as the union of one man and one woman and actively promote married family life as the basis of a stable and prosperous society. For that reason, as explained elsewhere In this platform, we do not accept the Supreme Court’s redefinition of marriage and we urge its reversal, whether through judicial reconsideration or a constitutional amendment returning control over marriage to the States.”
• Reversing the Obama administration’s order to grant trans students access to restrooms, locker rooms, etc. The Republicans feel that such things should be based on biological gender, not gender identity.
• Treating internet porn as “a public health crisis.” Quote: “Pornography, with his harmful effects, especially on children, has become a public health crisis that is destroying the life of millions. We encourage states to continue to fight this public menace and pledge our commitment to children’s safety and wellbeing[.]”
• Gender discrimination. To quote Time magazine: “[T]he platform committee voted against including the word “gender” in a list of types of discrimination that should be opposed.   On Tuesday, one member described the attempt to add that word to a list including qualities like race, sex and creed as a “sneak attack.”
  
• Repeal of the Johnson Amendment. The Johnson Amendment currently prevents churches and other tax-exempt organizations from organizing politically, endorsing political candidates, etc. Repealing it would throw separation of church and state out the window…not to mention that it would give evangelical churches and televangelist organizations much more power, driving the country further to the right. 

If you vote for Trump, these are some of the planks of  the platform you’re voting for. 

You 👏🏻 can’t 👏🏻 stop 👏🏻 Trump 👏🏻 unless 👏🏻 you 👏🏻 actually 👏🏻 vote 👏🏻

davegrohlslongjohns:

mrrightandmrbubble:

cheerupfoo:

few days ago I posted that I had had a dream in which Dave Grohl was a fairy but I mention I woke up feeling ashamed because Dave was wearing a short pink dress with glitter?

What’s this about shame?

i quit.

peaches-bee:

Your problematic fave: eddie vedder -makes too many ocean metaphors -stole a walkman once

we-are-the-sickness:

If you say “grunge is not dead” three times in front of a mirror Stone Gossard will appear and hit you over the head with a croc and tell you “grunge never existed so shut the fuck up”

nativepeopleproblems:

startorrent02:

jewishsocialist:

nativepeopleproblems:

“~Hitler was human too!~” Of course he fucking was. If he’d been a goat he would have been a lot less effective at propagating genocide.

I will reblog this forever.

Let’s remember that being human doesn’t absolve you of your crimes - it makes you accountable for them.

Shit, that’s perfectly put. Thank you.

wheresagnes:

me: *doesn’t drink soda because it’s unhealthy*
me: *drinks alcohol*

brumal:

littlestspider:

duckduckbae:

h-und-maedels:

lipstickslesbian:

lesradicalfeminisms:

to-grow–a-plant:

as pride season rolls around let me remind fellow het-partnered bisexual people:

Pride really isn’t for you, so don’t act like you deserve to be there as much lesbians and gay men. Really, just don’t go at all, because there are no resources there that are for you. what are you proud of? being in the relationship literally everyone expects you to be in and that introduces no actual oppression into your life?

but at the very least, if you must go (and god knows hell nor high water will stop you) please, please, please

don’t

bring

your

het

 partner

^^^^

THANK YOU.

This just in- Bisexuals not welcome at Pride. I guess I’ve been reading LGBT wrong this entire time.

Hi.
CHECK YOURSELVES.
Don’t cut people out of a community because we aren’t “gay enough” for you.
Pride is a chance for everyone in the community to come together and SUPPORT EACH OTHER.
This ain’t a competition it’s PRIDE. ITS SHOWING PRIDE IN OUR IDENTITIES. DONT TAKE THAT OPPORTUNITY AWAY FROM PEOPLE BECAUSE YOU WANT TO PUT YOURSELVES ON A PEDESTAL WITH A GOLD FUCKING MEDAL FOR HAVING IT THE WORST.

And all that aside. Pride is for the whole lgbtq community and its supporters.
Christ.

What do you people think the B in LGBTQ+ stands for? Bumblebees? Brussels sprouts???

Biphobia at its very finest

durpyholocaust:

comfort-punk:

I JUST SAW DAVE GROHL AT RALPHS AND HE BOUGHT A CANTALOUPE AND I HOPE HES HAPPY

Has anyone not been happy with a cantaloupe??

at first I thought antelope but then why would they sell antelopes at a grocery store

imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon has suddenly, inexplicably, become your legal guardian

Help me choose my new url?

foofightersarecool:

I wanna change my url and I am very bad at urls…

Vote here

I really need help with this guys omg

I will check everyone’s blog out who votes, just like this post after you vote and I’ll check your blog out!

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